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  1. Welcome back!!  :)

    1. Graham

      Graham

      Yes, as someone once sang: "Hello, hello, it's good to be back". :D

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  2. The trouble with making lots of jokes about opticians is that they get cornèa and cornea!

    1. Graham

      Graham

      Eye like that joke! :D

  3. Why does Peter Pan, hate to fly ? Because he netherlands. I like this joke, because it never gets old.

    1. Graham

      Graham

      What have the Netherlands got to do with Peter Pan?

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  4. BBC BREAKING NEWS :- Little Red Riding Hood has been found in a critical condition. Paramedics have stabilised her, but she's not out of the woods yet...

  5. A man is in court today charged with damaging books by putting Tippex on all the full stops. He’s expecting a long sentence…

  6. I was walking down the road this morning when someone threw a big bottle of Omega 3 pills at me. Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil.

  7. I was walking home when a man threw milk over me. He then threw cheese at me and finally some butter. I thought "how dairy..."

    1. Graham

      Graham

      I'm going to skim over this joke. It's not a Gouda one! :p

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  8. Last week my doctor told me I'm colour blind. I must say the result came right out of the green...

  9. My husband bought me a wooden leg for Christmas. It's not my main present... just a stocking filler...

    1. Graham

      Graham

      A gift of a joke! :D

  10. I swapped our bed for a trampoline yesterday. My husband hit the roof.

    1. Graham

      Graham

      I think that joke needs to be bounced out of here! :p

  11. Last night I dreamt I was weightless. I was like 0mg!

    1. Graham

      Graham

      That joke doesn't carry any weight with me! :p

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  12. Moving day tomorrow!! Tired and excited. See you on the other side.

  13. Moving day tomorrow!! Tired and excited. See you on the other side.

  14. Last night I awoke to find the ghost of Gloria Gaynor in my bedroom. At first I was afraid, I was petrified...

  15. How to celebrate 30 years of Neighbours? By watching the 1997 finale, of course. :D

    1. Graham

      Graham

      A lot of people have episodes they recorded from the BBC or UK Gold or have bought via the official DVD releases. :-)

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  16. Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I'm OK, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside.

  17. Heard Angry Anderson's "Suddenly" on the local radio this morning. #random

    1. Graham

      Graham

      The station has good taste! :-)

  18. New York City - Go There! Don't even THINK about it. Just DO it. :-) .... if you want. If you feel the need. No pressure. :p

    1. Graham

      Graham

      Yes, Lydia, I've been to New York a few times. I agree about the awesomeness of Times Square! :)

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  19. New York City - Go There! Don't even THINK about it. Just DO it. :-) .... if you want. If you feel the need. No pressure. :p

    1. Graham

      Graham

      Only just seen this, but I agree wholeheartedly! :D

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  20. BREAKING NEWS: Scientists sneak up on Periodic Table, add element of Surprise...

  21. I have won $390 :D . I was in 2 different Rugby League ( NRL tipping Comps ) and came 1st in one tipping compm, and 3rd in another. The One I came 1st in, I won $340, The one I came 3rd in, I won $50

  22. It was hard getting over my addiction to the Hokey Cokey. But I’ve turned myself around and that’s what it’s all about!

  23. I knew staying awake to watch the Stones was a mistake. Zzzzzz!

    1. Graham

      Graham

      I'll have to see if this is available online at all, 'cos I'd love to have seen it!

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