Pauly83

Einstein finally developed a theory about space, and it was about time too,

I'm going to stand outside. If anyone asks, I am outstanding

Did you know you can fit any boat on your head, like a hat, if you flip it over? That makes it cap-sized

A Ghost walks into a bar and orders a shot of vodka. The Bartender says - Sorry we don't serve spirits here

Orthodontists are going onstrike. Brace yourselves

I had my photo taken the other day, with the band - REM. Thats me in the corner

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me

Darth Vader once baked cookies. They were a little on the dark side.

How do you organise a Space Party ? You Planet.

I couldn't work out how to fasten my seatbelt. Then it clicked.

I recently decided to sell my Vacuum Cleaner. All it was doing was collecting dust

A Magician turned me into a Cat last night. Do not ask me meow.

Welcome to Plastic Surgery Club. Its great to see so many new faces.

364 more days till christmas

Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

I'd tell you a chemistry joke but I know I wouldn't get a reaction.

Why does Peter Pan, hate to fly ? Because he netherlands. I like this joke, because it never gets old.

A police officer caught two kids playing with a firework and a car battery. He charged one and let the other one off.

Happy Australia Day

If there are any Boyzone fans on this board and seeing this status. They are appearing live on X Factor AUS right now, reunited with Ronan Keating who is a judge on The Show. I am sure it will be on Youtube later,

I have won $390 . I was in 2 different Rugby League ( NRL tipping Comps ) and came 1st in one tipping compm, and 3rd in another. The One I came 1st in, I won $340, The one I came 3rd in, I won $50

Its Election Day Today, and I still do not know who to vote for. Whoever wins, Australia loses

RIP Cory Monteith Finn was one of my favourite characters in Glee. And poor Lea Michele ( who plays Rachel ), they were a couple in real life too.

Spent the night in Emergency last night, suffering from a Kidney Stone.

15 years since Princess Diana Passed away