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Everything posted by Pauly83

  1. Einstein finally developed a theory about space, and it was about time too,

  2. I'm going to stand outside. If anyone asks, I am outstanding

  3. Did you know you can fit any boat on your head, like a hat, if you flip it over? That makes it cap-sized

  4. A Ghost walks into a bar and orders a shot of vodka. The Bartender says - Sorry we don't serve spirits here

  5. Orthodontists are going onstrike. Brace yourselves

  6. I had my photo taken the other day, with the band - REM. Thats me in the corner

  7. I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me

  8. Darth Vader once baked cookies. They were a little on the dark side.

  9. How do you organise a Space Party ? You Planet.

  10. I couldn't work out how to fasten my seatbelt. Then it clicked.

  11. I recently decided to sell my Vacuum Cleaner. All it was doing was collecting dust

  12. A Magician turned me into a Cat last night. Do not ask me meow.

  13. Welcome to Plastic Surgery Club. Its great to see so many new faces.

  14. 364 more days till christmas

  15. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

  16. I'd tell you a chemistry joke but I know I wouldn't get a reaction.

  17. Why does Peter Pan, hate to fly ? Because he netherlands. I like this joke, because it never gets old.

    1. Graham


      What have the Netherlands got to do with Peter Pan?

    2. Pauly83


      I spelt Neverlands wrong

  18. A police officer caught two kids playing with a firework and a car battery. He charged one and let the other one off.

  19. Happy Australia Day

  20. If there are any Boyzone fans on this board and seeing this status. They are appearing live on X Factor AUS right now, reunited with Ronan Keating who is a judge on The Show. I am sure it will be on Youtube later,

    1. Pauly83


      They performed Picture of you as part of there medly. One of the top 8 contestants who Ronan criticised badly 2 weeks ago, was singing along aside him :lol:

  21. I have won $390 :D . I was in 2 different Rugby League ( NRL tipping Comps ) and came 1st in one tipping compm, and 3rd in another. The One I came 1st in, I won $340, The one I came 3rd in, I won $50

  22. Its Election Day Today, and I still do not know who to vote for. Whoever wins, Australia loses

  23. RIP Cory Monteith :( Finn was one of my favourite characters in Glee. And poor Lea Michele ( who plays Rachel ), they were a couple in real life too.

  24. Spent the night in Emergency last night, suffering from a Kidney Stone.

    1. Bagpuss


      Ouch - poor you. :(

    2. Hawker


      Crikey, hope you're ok.

    3. Sayaka


      OW! How are you now?!


  25. 15 years since Princess Diana Passed away

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