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Bagpuss

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About Bagpuss

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    DEFINITELY naughty

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  • Favourite Neighbours Characters
    Phil Martin
  • Quote
    Drinking is the bert tihng in the world. Liek if any one tels you not to dirtnk, stab them. REALLY hard. And then dink their dirkn too.
  • Favourite Neighbours Season
    Can't decide!
  • Gender
    Female
  • Spoilers
    UK Pace
  • Country

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  • Gender
    Female
  • Location
    Between Lark Rise and Candleford

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  1. I’m looking at reasons to move to Switzerland. The flag is a big plus…

  2. The trouble with making lots of jokes about opticians is that they get cornèa and cornea!

    1. Graham

      Graham

      Eye like that joke! :D

  3. Sad news from the Nestlé factory today. A worker was crushed beneath a case of chocolate that fell 20 feet off the storage racking. He called for help repeatedly but every time he shouted "The Milky Bars are on me" his colleagues cheered...

  4. BBC BREAKING NEWS :- Little Red Riding Hood has been found in a critical condition. Paramedics have stabilised her, but she's not out of the woods yet...

    1. Graham

      Graham

      Oh Janet, what big jokes you have. :p

    2. Bagpuss

      Bagpuss

      All the better for amusing you with, Graham! (Maybe!)

  5. A man is in court today charged with damaging books by putting Tippex on all the full stops. He’s expecting a long sentence…

  6. I was walking down the road this morning when someone threw a big bottle of Omega 3 pills at me. Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil.

  7. My friend asked me what I was doing hiding in the wardrobe. I said "Narnia business"!

  8. I was walking home when a man threw milk over me. He then threw cheese at me and finally some butter. I thought "how dairy..."

    1. Graham

      Graham

      I'm going to skim over this joke. It's not a Gouda one! :p

    2. Bagpuss

      Bagpuss

      Now don't Brie like that, Graham! :D

  9. Last week my doctor told me I'm colour blind. I must say the result came right out of the green...

  10. My husband bought me a wooden leg for Christmas. It's not my main present... just a stocking filler...

    1. Graham

      Graham

      A gift of a joke! :D

  11. I swapped our bed for a trampoline yesterday. My husband hit the roof.

    1. Graham

      Graham

      I think that joke needs to be bounced out of here! :p

  12. Last night I dreamt I was weightless. I was like 0mg!

    1. Graham

      Graham

      That joke doesn't carry any weight with me! :p

    2. Bagpuss

      Bagpuss

      Haha - very good!

  13. Last night I awoke to find the ghost of Gloria Gaynor in my bedroom. At first I was afraid, I was petrified...

  14. Well done to all involved.
  15. You may have noticed some missing posts on the forum. Something happened overnight and some of the posts made yesterday late afternoon, during the evening and overnight have disappeared. I'm not sure what the cause of this is, or whether they can be brought back (I suspect not) but this was something out of our control and the posts weren't deleted by Staff or Admin.
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