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I’m looking at reasons to move to Switzerland. The flag is a big plus…
The trouble with making lots of jokes about opticians is that they get cornèa and cornea!
Eye like that joke!
Sad news from the Nestlé factory today. A worker was crushed beneath a case of chocolate that fell 20 feet off the storage racking. He called for help repeatedly but every time he shouted "The Milky Bars are on me" his colleagues cheered...
BBC BREAKING NEWS :- Little Red Riding Hood has been found in a critical condition. Paramedics have stabilised her, but she's not out of the woods yet...
Oh Janet, what big jokes you have.
All the better for amusing you with, Graham! (Maybe!)
A man is in court today charged with damaging books by putting Tippex on all the full stops. He’s expecting a long sentence…
Words fail me.
I was walking down the road this morning when someone threw a big bottle of Omega 3 pills at me. Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil.
My friend asked me what I was doing hiding in the wardrobe. I said "Narnia business"!
I was walking home when a man threw milk over me. He then threw cheese at me and finally some butter. I thought "how dairy..."
I'm going to skim over this joke. It's not a Gouda one!
Now don't Brie like that, Graham!
Last week my doctor told me I'm colour blind. I must say the result came right out of the green...
That joke makes me see red. ;-)
My husband bought me a wooden leg for Christmas. It's not my main present... just a stocking filler...
A gift of a joke!
I swapped our bed for a trampoline yesterday. My husband hit the roof.
I think that joke needs to be bounced out of here!
Last night I dreamt I was weightless. I was like 0mg!
That joke doesn't carry any weight with me!
Haha - very good!
Last night I awoke to find the ghost of Gloria Gaynor in my bedroom. At first I was afraid, I was petrified...
But you thought to yourself I will Survive lol.
Hehe! I did!