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Bagpuss last won the day on July 19 2018

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About Bagpuss

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    DEFINITELY naughty

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  • Favourite Neighbours Characters
    Phil Martin
  • Quote
    Drinking is the bert tihng in the world. Liek if any one tels you not to dirtnk, stab them. REALLY hard. And then dink their dirkn too.
  • Favourite Neighbours Season
    Can't decide!
  • Gender
    Female
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    UK Pace
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  • Gender
    Female
  • Location
    Between Lark Rise and Candleford

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  1. Bagpuss Bagpuss changed their profile photo
  2. Bagpuss
    I don't think so, @Alicen - if I'm recalling correctly if you sort by title you'll get 1st January first - I don't think it changes the order if you click on title again. Edit - can you see 'custom' when you click on sort, or is that an Admin thing?
  3. Bagpuss
    Hi. Thanks for your post. We are aware of this problem and it will be fixed in due course. To anyone else who reads this - please do not keep refreshing the site. If it's not up when you try, try again the next day. If I am aware that it's back up, I'll update this post.
  4. Bagpuss
    Awesome achievement. Well done, everyone.
  5. Bagpuss
    Well done, Tracy. Great achievement 🙂🏆
  6. Bagpuss

    I’m looking at reasons to move to Switzerland. The flag is a big plus…

  7. Bagpuss

    The trouble with making lots of jokes about opticians is that they get cornèa and cornea!

    1. Graham

      Graham

      Eye like that joke! :D

  8. Bagpuss

    Sad news from the Nestlé factory today. A worker was crushed beneath a case of chocolate that fell 20 feet off the storage racking. He called for help repeatedly but every time he shouted "The Milky Bars are on me" his colleagues cheered...

    1. twinkles

      twinkles

      LOL

  9. Bagpuss

    BBC BREAKING NEWS :- Little Red Riding Hood has been found in a critical condition. Paramedics have stabilised her, but she's not out of the woods yet...

    1. Graham

      Graham

      Oh Janet, what big jokes you have. :p

    2. Bagpuss

      Bagpuss

      All the better for amusing you with, Graham! (Maybe!)

  10. Bagpuss

    A man is in court today charged with damaging books by putting Tippex on all the full stops. He’s expecting a long sentence…

    1. Graham

      Graham

      Words fail me. :p

    2. Bagpuss

      Bagpuss

      :D
  11. Bagpuss

    I was walking down the road this morning when someone threw a big bottle of Omega 3 pills at me. Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil.

    1. Graham

      Graham

      *Like* :D

  12. Bagpuss

    My friend asked me what I was doing hiding in the wardrobe. I said "Narnia business"!

    1. Mrs Clog

      Mrs Clog

      Very good!

  13. Bagpuss

    I was walking home when a man threw milk over me. He then threw cheese at me and finally some butter. I thought "how dairy..."

    1. Graham

      Graham

      I'm going to skim over this joke. It's not a Gouda one! :p

    2. Bagpuss

      Bagpuss

      Now don't Brie like that, Graham! :D

  14. Bagpuss

    Last week my doctor told me I'm colour blind. I must say the result came right out of the green...

    1. Graham

      Graham

      That joke makes me see red. ;-)

    2. Bagpuss

      Bagpuss

      :D
    3. Skylover

      Skylover

      Lmao!!!

  15. Bagpuss

    My husband bought me a wooden leg for Christmas. It's not my main present... just a stocking filler...

    1. Graham

      Graham

      A gift of a joke! :D

  16. Bagpuss

    I swapped our bed for a trampoline yesterday. My husband hit the roof.

    1. Graham

      Graham

      I think that joke needs to be bounced out of here! :p

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