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Pauly83

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  1. Einstein finally developed a theory about space, and it was about time too,

  2. 1 day, Twitter, YouTube and Facebook will join together and be called YouTwitFace.

  3. 14 years I have been smoking. Today is the day I quit smoking.

    1. Graham

      Graham

      Good luck. :-)

    2. Bagpuss

      Bagpuss

      Yes, good luck. :)

    3. iank

      iank

      Good for you. ;)

  4. 15 years since Princess Diana Passed away

  5. 2 weeks since I had a cigarette,

    1. Bagpuss

      Bagpuss

      Well done - you're doing really well. :)

    2. Hawker
    3. loopy

      loopy

      that's brilliant. Keep it up. As an ex smoker I know how much better (and richer) you will be.

  6. 3 weeks without a cigarette

    1. loopy

      loopy

      glad it's still going well for you. Well done.

  7. 364 more days till christmas

  8. A chicken crossed the road and met James Bond, 'What's your name?' asked the chicken, 'Bond, James Bond. Whats yours?', 'Ken, Chick Ken.'

  9. A Ghost walks into a bar and orders a shot of vodka. The Bartender says - Sorry we don't serve spirits here

  10. A good friend knows all your best stories..a Best Friend has lived them with you!

  11. A Magician turned me into a Cat last night. Do not ask me meow.

  12. A police officer caught two kids playing with a firework and a car battery. He charged one and let the other one off.

  13. Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love, to work, to play, and to look up at the stars

  14. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

  15. Darth Vader once baked cookies. They were a little on the dark side.

  16. definition of an attention seeker: one who posts over-dramatized Facebook statuses just so they can feed off the attention of a large amount of comments.

  17. Did you know you can fit any boat on your head, like a hat, if you flip it over? That makes it cap-sized

  18. Do not spoil what you have by desiring what you have not; but remember that what you now have was once among the things you only hoped for.

  19. Happy Australia Day.

  20. Happy Australia Day

  21. Happy St Patricks Day everyone

  22. How do you organise a Space Party ? You Planet.

  23. I am now the proud owner of Neighbours: From The beginng and The Charlene Years Boxsets.

    1. Phil

      Phil

      Haha nice! Question re the Charlene Years one: Does that follow straight on from where "From The Beginning" ends? Also, are the Charlene ones consecutive episodes, or did they just pick and choose the ones with Charlene in them?

    2. Pauly83

      Pauly83

      The Charlene Dvds begin at episode 234, when Charlene Debuts and then has the next 55 episodes.

  24. I believe that everything happens for a reason, people change so that you can learn to let go, things go wrong so that you can appreciate them when they're right, you believe lies so that eventually you learn to trust no one but yourself, and sometimes good things fall apart so that better things can fall together

  25. I couldn't work out how to fasten my seatbelt. Then it clicked.

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