Martin: She's only after your money!
Archie: Well, I suppose it's the most interesting thing about me.
Archie: I've never met anyone like you Mandy. You seem more *real* than other girls.
Mandy: Real? What, do you mean common?
Archie: Of course not! Though maybe growing up on a council estate does give you a certain quality. A strong quality I mean.
Mandy: I think you must have a very romantic view of council estates! We're exactly like other people, except we naff in lifts. We can't help it. You know, we just get into a lift and we gotta go.
Lionel: [trying to get him to write a second book, Jean walks Lionel through the first time they met] I saw you, and I stopped breathing. I really did.
Lionel Hardcastle: I started again, of course, or I would have died...
Claire: You know, it's polite for the first person downstairs to make coffee, even it that person has a penis.
Nate: Well, it's also polite for the first person in the bathroom to spend less than 45 minutes in there, even if that person has a vulva.
Claire: I wish I was gay.
David: Ohh, no.
Claire: Well, then I wouldn't have to deal with unfamiliar sex organs!
David: They're all unfamiliar unless they're yours.
Favourite Neighbours Season
Reading - Charles Dickens; Toni Morrison; Jodi Picoult; various autobiographies; Writing; Films - Leon; The Green Mile; Donnie Darko; Television - Six Feet Under (best TV show ever made); The League of Gentlemen; One Foot In The Grave; Stand up comedy - Jack Dee, Lee Evans, Eddie Izzard.