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  1. Welcome back!!  :)

    1. Bagpuss

      Bagpuss

      Hello board! Thanks for all your hard work on our behalf, Sal x

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  2. I recently decided to sell my Vacuum Cleaner. All it was doing was collecting dust

  3. I'd tell you a chemistry joke but I know I wouldn't get a reaction.

  4. By popular demand (well, from two people!), Graham's Christmas Countdown is back (belatedly!). 22 days to Christmas! :D

  5. BBC BREAKING NEWS :- Little Red Riding Hood has been found in a critical condition. Paramedics have stabilised her, but she's not out of the woods yet...

    1. Bagpuss

      Bagpuss

      All the better for amusing you with, Graham! (Maybe!)

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  6. A man is in court today charged with damaging books by putting Tippex on all the full stops. He’s expecting a long sentence…

  7. I was walking home when a man threw milk over me. He then threw cheese at me and finally some butter. I thought "how dairy..."

  8. Last week my doctor told me I'm colour blind. I must say the result came right out of the green...

  9. Last night I dreamt I was weightless. I was like 0mg!

  10. 25 days to Christmas!

    1. Bagpuss

      Bagpuss

      Yay! Welcome back, Graham's NFans Christmas Countdown!!

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  11. Moving day tomorrow!! Tired and excited. See you on the other side.

  12. Moving day tomorrow!! Tired and excited. See you on the other side.

  13. Last night I awoke to find the ghost of Gloria Gaynor in my bedroom. At first I was afraid, I was petrified...

  14. Last night I awoke to find the ghost of Gloria Gaynor in my bedroom. At first I was afraid, I was petrified...

  15. Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I'm OK, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside.

  16. 20 days to Christmas! :D

    1. Bagpuss

      Bagpuss

      I wish the status feature had a like button! :D

  17. Having an amazing time at Portsmouth. The right uni for me!

    1. Bagpuss

      Bagpuss

      That's good. :) Mr B and I had a day in Portsmouth in December (just the bit by the Dockyard and the tower) and we loved it. :)

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  18. Rain. It must be Glastonbury week!!!

    1. Bagpuss

      Bagpuss

      Two deaths already - one drugs related. :(

  19. 9 days to Christmas! :D

    1. Bagpuss

      Bagpuss

      Yay - down into single figures! :D

  20. 24 days to Christmas! :D

  21. I'm bored, entertain me!

    1. Bagpuss

      Bagpuss

      La, la, lala, laaaaaaaaaa!

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